Part One: Frogbird Begins
Prologue
April 5, 2010
My name is Chris Kepler, and these are my last moments of life on the operating table, or so I thought. I am a two-year old pet frog of a child named Jeremy Kepler. I don't remember much, except when I woke up in the operating room. I noticed a white crack in my back. Then I saw the most freakishly awesome moment in my life. I had wings. Not only that, I was alive. Alive. Now I'm one of the greatest heroes on Earth. Frogbird.
Chapter One: A Hero Is Born
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!" screamed Frogbird. "Oh my-" muttered Bruno, a bald scientist, only to be interrupted by Lance, a scientist with oily dark hair. "YOU GAVE IT OUR HUMAN DNA EXPERIMENTED BIRD BLOOD!?!" Then he calmed down at the look of shock on Bruno's face. "Come on. Let's catch it and run some tests." Bruno got up with a scared sigh."Okay..." The scientists didn't realize that Frogbird was already headed towards the windows. "Sorry fools, I'm out of here," said Frogbird. Frogbird flew straight out of the window, shattering glass EVERYWHERE. "WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!" screamed Lance. Frogbird kept flying with his newfound flying skill. "Uh huh, uh huh, uh, uh, uh huh," hummed Frogbird. That's when he smashed his head into an oak sapling. Owwwww... he thought. Then again, who could blame him? He just learned how to fly. After about thirty minutes, Frogbird approached a huge castle. He couldn't put into words how incredibly large it was. Frogbird liked castles, though, so he invited himself in. Too bad he didn't read the warning sign.
Snake Supply & Co. WARNING: Frogs, birds and rodents will die in here.
Well, stinks for Frogbird. Good thing is Frogbird realized after about ten seconds that he did NOT want to be in there.
Chapter Two: Snake Supply & Co.
That's when he was eaten. Happy for him, he had talons now. He ripped out the queen snake's throat. "Darn!" said Frogbird. "My wings are all wet." That's when he fell, cracked an egg, and thought he was a goner. Then he heard something INSANE. "Hi, Mom!" said the small snake. Frogbird just sat there in shock. Then the snake got a good look at Frogbird. "You're a MAN!?! Does this mean my parents are both men? How am I bigger than you? Can I have a cookie?" Frogbird was completely shocked. Then he decided to answer his questions. "Yes, no, because I'm not your dad, sure, let's go down to the Slimy Cafe and get one." Then it was Snake's turn to be shocked. "I CAN have a cookie!? YAAAAY! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!" he shouted. Frogbird sighed. This is insane... Wait! Maybe he can help me! With his help, I can get back at those scientists! he thought. So they decided to go down to the Slimy Cafe. Then Snake looked up. "Wow," he said. "That's one big egg..." Frogbird flew up on top of it. "Oh no..." he muttered. Right below him, the egg was starting to crack.
Chapter Three: SNAAAAKE!!!
FOOM! The loud noise threw Frogbird and Snake against the wall. "What IS that!?" shouted Frogbird over the loud noise. "I think it's my bro!" screamed Snake. That's when the egg cracked open. Out popped a insanely large snake with giant spikes on its back. "Brother... It makes me sad that you side with this... this thing," said the giant. "I just wanted a cookie!" exclaimed Snake. "With me, brother, we can head down to the Slimy Cafe and steal all of the cookies that we want," said the giant snake. "Stealing is WRONG!" said Snake. "Frogbird, I hate to say it, but my brother is too corrupted. Will you help me defeat him?" Frogbird was shocked. Then he realized, This is why I was put on this planet! To fight evil! Frogbird turned to Snake. "Yes. I must." Snake was delighted. Then he turned to his brother. "I BUY my cookies. Not steal them. Fair trade is law. I want my cookies, and I will get them fairly!" Snake threw himself into the air and drilled his tail into his brother. Frogbird used his tongue to rip off one of the spikes on the snake's back and threw it at him, piercing his body and leaving a large hole. Then it was the snake's turn to attack. He engulfed his fangs in poison, and threw himself at Frogbird. Snake jumped in the way of the two, was swallowed down into his brother's throat , and suprisingly drilled out through his tail. The giant snake was defeated. Frogbird and Snake rejoiced. Then Snake spoke up. "Can we go to the Slimy Cafe now? Will you get me a cookie?" "Sure," replied Frogbird. "But we're going to need a better source of transportation. How about that car?" "Okay," said Snake. "Oh great. It's starting to move." "I can catch it," said Frogbird. Frogbird flew into the air while holding on to Snake. They dropped flew the skylight. The driver freaked out about the sudden change in weight, and the car crashed. Frogbird and Snake fainted immediately. Stinks for them, turns out the scientists were driving the car.
Chapter Four: Back in the Lab
Frogbird woke up."AHHHH!" screamed Frogbird. "I'M IN A CAGE! SOMEBODY HELP!" Snake looked up. "Stop screaming! I'm watching the turtle," he said. Frogbird looked at the turtle. Its cage was insanely big. Then Frogbird saw why. That turtle was running so fast, Frogbird could barely see it. Then the scientists came in. "Well, well, well. Look who I see here," said Lance. "Yeah," said Bruno. "Once we run some tests, you'll be a helpless little dead frog." "Shut up, you idiot!" said Lance, enraged. That's when Snake got MAD. He whipped his tail around and slashed the cage he was enclosed in to bits. "Nobody messes with MY friends." Snake quickly slithered around to Bruno's back and gave him a wedgie so hard that it ripped his pants to shreds. Bruno looked down and realized the cold draft that he felt was real. "OH MY GOODNESS!" he screamed, embarrassed. Bruno quickly ran to the nearest bathroom, which happened to be the women's. "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PERVERT!" screamed a woman. "AND PUT SOME PANTS ON TOO!" Bruno quickly ran out of there and into a nuclear reactor room. He came out with actual hair. Then he finally ran into the men's bathroom. Lance looked at Snake for a moment, then fled quickly. Snake broke Frogbird's cage. "Do you think we should free the turtle?" asked Frogbird. "I don't know," replied Snake. "Let's ask." "Hey, turtle!" said Frogbird."Would you like to come with us? I'm sure it would be better than getting experimented on." Suprisingly, the turtle replied. "Sure!" it said. "But before anything, can we go down to the Slimy Cafe? I wanna get a cookie." "Okay!" said Frogbird. "Snake, could you free him, please?" Snake smashed his cage. "Slimy Cafe is a long way from here," said the turtle."Would you like to ride on me? I can get you there quickly." "Okay," replied Frogbird and Snake together. "Also," said Frogbird, "Can I call you Turtle?"
Chapter Five: Slimy Cafe
Well, let's just say when Frogbird, Snake and Turtle arrived at Slimy Cafe, it was not a fun situation. "Frogbird!" Snake screamed. "Look out! It's behind you!" Frogbird was trying his best to fly away as fast as possible, but the six-foot-tall slime monster was too fast. It gulped and then it was all over. The slime monster left Snake and Turtle, and they mourned for their newfound friend. Then something happened. Frogbird sniffed his slimy dungeon, only to smell Jell-O. Frogbird remembered the book. The Book of Spells. Hope these spells work, he thought. "JEMAS TASKLEEIN!" he shouted. Suddenly the slime monster froze and its body parts started to fall off. They hit the floor and kept shattering and shattering until Frogbird couldn't see it anymore. Frogbird was finally free. He hopped over to Snake and Turtle. "Anybody want some cookies?" he said. "Oh yeah!" said Turtle. "I found a wallet from Bruno's pants! We can buy cookies with the money in it!" Frogbird ended up eating half of a cookie, Snake ate two, and Turtle ate one and a half. Frogbird found some motorcycles and they all rode off into the sunset.
Prologue
April 5, 2010
My name is Chris Kepler, and these are my last moments of life on the operating table, or so I thought. I am a two-year old pet frog of a child named Jeremy Kepler. I don't remember much, except when I woke up in the operating room. I noticed a white crack in my back. Then I saw the most freakishly awesome moment in my life. I had wings. Not only that, I was alive. Alive. Now I'm one of the greatest heroes on Earth. Frogbird.
Chapter One: A Hero Is Born
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!" screamed Frogbird. "Oh my-" muttered Bruno, a bald scientist, only to be interrupted by Lance, a scientist with oily dark hair. "YOU GAVE IT OUR HUMAN DNA EXPERIMENTED BIRD BLOOD!?!" Then he calmed down at the look of shock on Bruno's face. "Come on. Let's catch it and run some tests." Bruno got up with a scared sigh."Okay..." The scientists didn't realize that Frogbird was already headed towards the windows. "Sorry fools, I'm out of here," said Frogbird. Frogbird flew straight out of the window, shattering glass EVERYWHERE. "WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!" screamed Lance. Frogbird kept flying with his newfound flying skill. "Uh huh, uh huh, uh, uh, uh huh," hummed Frogbird. That's when he smashed his head into an oak sapling. Owwwww... he thought. Then again, who could blame him? He just learned how to fly. After about thirty minutes, Frogbird approached a huge castle. He couldn't put into words how incredibly large it was. Frogbird liked castles, though, so he invited himself in. Too bad he didn't read the warning sign.
Snake Supply & Co. WARNING: Frogs, birds and rodents will die in here.
Well, stinks for Frogbird. Good thing is Frogbird realized after about ten seconds that he did NOT want to be in there.
Chapter Two: Snake Supply & Co.
That's when he was eaten. Happy for him, he had talons now. He ripped out the queen snake's throat. "Darn!" said Frogbird. "My wings are all wet." That's when he fell, cracked an egg, and thought he was a goner. Then he heard something INSANE. "Hi, Mom!" said the small snake. Frogbird just sat there in shock. Then the snake got a good look at Frogbird. "You're a MAN!?! Does this mean my parents are both men? How am I bigger than you? Can I have a cookie?" Frogbird was completely shocked. Then he decided to answer his questions. "Yes, no, because I'm not your dad, sure, let's go down to the Slimy Cafe and get one." Then it was Snake's turn to be shocked. "I CAN have a cookie!? YAAAAY! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!" he shouted. Frogbird sighed. This is insane... Wait! Maybe he can help me! With his help, I can get back at those scientists! he thought. So they decided to go down to the Slimy Cafe. Then Snake looked up. "Wow," he said. "That's one big egg..." Frogbird flew up on top of it. "Oh no..." he muttered. Right below him, the egg was starting to crack.
Chapter Three: SNAAAAKE!!!
FOOM! The loud noise threw Frogbird and Snake against the wall. "What IS that!?" shouted Frogbird over the loud noise. "I think it's my bro!" screamed Snake. That's when the egg cracked open. Out popped a insanely large snake with giant spikes on its back. "Brother... It makes me sad that you side with this... this thing," said the giant. "I just wanted a cookie!" exclaimed Snake. "With me, brother, we can head down to the Slimy Cafe and steal all of the cookies that we want," said the giant snake. "Stealing is WRONG!" said Snake. "Frogbird, I hate to say it, but my brother is too corrupted. Will you help me defeat him?" Frogbird was shocked. Then he realized, This is why I was put on this planet! To fight evil! Frogbird turned to Snake. "Yes. I must." Snake was delighted. Then he turned to his brother. "I BUY my cookies. Not steal them. Fair trade is law. I want my cookies, and I will get them fairly!" Snake threw himself into the air and drilled his tail into his brother. Frogbird used his tongue to rip off one of the spikes on the snake's back and threw it at him, piercing his body and leaving a large hole. Then it was the snake's turn to attack. He engulfed his fangs in poison, and threw himself at Frogbird. Snake jumped in the way of the two, was swallowed down into his brother's throat , and suprisingly drilled out through his tail. The giant snake was defeated. Frogbird and Snake rejoiced. Then Snake spoke up. "Can we go to the Slimy Cafe now? Will you get me a cookie?" "Sure," replied Frogbird. "But we're going to need a better source of transportation. How about that car?" "Okay," said Snake. "Oh great. It's starting to move." "I can catch it," said Frogbird. Frogbird flew into the air while holding on to Snake. They dropped flew the skylight. The driver freaked out about the sudden change in weight, and the car crashed. Frogbird and Snake fainted immediately. Stinks for them, turns out the scientists were driving the car.
Chapter Four: Back in the Lab
Frogbird woke up."AHHHH!" screamed Frogbird. "I'M IN A CAGE! SOMEBODY HELP!" Snake looked up. "Stop screaming! I'm watching the turtle," he said. Frogbird looked at the turtle. Its cage was insanely big. Then Frogbird saw why. That turtle was running so fast, Frogbird could barely see it. Then the scientists came in. "Well, well, well. Look who I see here," said Lance. "Yeah," said Bruno. "Once we run some tests, you'll be a helpless little dead frog." "Shut up, you idiot!" said Lance, enraged. That's when Snake got MAD. He whipped his tail around and slashed the cage he was enclosed in to bits. "Nobody messes with MY friends." Snake quickly slithered around to Bruno's back and gave him a wedgie so hard that it ripped his pants to shreds. Bruno looked down and realized the cold draft that he felt was real. "OH MY GOODNESS!" he screamed, embarrassed. Bruno quickly ran to the nearest bathroom, which happened to be the women's. "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PERVERT!" screamed a woman. "AND PUT SOME PANTS ON TOO!" Bruno quickly ran out of there and into a nuclear reactor room. He came out with actual hair. Then he finally ran into the men's bathroom. Lance looked at Snake for a moment, then fled quickly. Snake broke Frogbird's cage. "Do you think we should free the turtle?" asked Frogbird. "I don't know," replied Snake. "Let's ask." "Hey, turtle!" said Frogbird."Would you like to come with us? I'm sure it would be better than getting experimented on." Suprisingly, the turtle replied. "Sure!" it said. "But before anything, can we go down to the Slimy Cafe? I wanna get a cookie." "Okay!" said Frogbird. "Snake, could you free him, please?" Snake smashed his cage. "Slimy Cafe is a long way from here," said the turtle."Would you like to ride on me? I can get you there quickly." "Okay," replied Frogbird and Snake together. "Also," said Frogbird, "Can I call you Turtle?"
Chapter Five: Slimy Cafe
Well, let's just say when Frogbird, Snake and Turtle arrived at Slimy Cafe, it was not a fun situation. "Frogbird!" Snake screamed. "Look out! It's behind you!" Frogbird was trying his best to fly away as fast as possible, but the six-foot-tall slime monster was too fast. It gulped and then it was all over. The slime monster left Snake and Turtle, and they mourned for their newfound friend. Then something happened. Frogbird sniffed his slimy dungeon, only to smell Jell-O. Frogbird remembered the book. The Book of Spells. Hope these spells work, he thought. "JEMAS TASKLEEIN!" he shouted. Suddenly the slime monster froze and its body parts started to fall off. They hit the floor and kept shattering and shattering until Frogbird couldn't see it anymore. Frogbird was finally free. He hopped over to Snake and Turtle. "Anybody want some cookies?" he said. "Oh yeah!" said Turtle. "I found a wallet from Bruno's pants! We can buy cookies with the money in it!" Frogbird ended up eating half of a cookie, Snake ate two, and Turtle ate one and a half. Frogbird found some motorcycles and they all rode off into the sunset.
THE END
Not really. They fell off of a cliff into the ocean.
Part Two: Rise of the Ocean
Splash! Frogbird fell from an eighty-foot drop and almost died from the impact. He tried is best to swim to the surface, but it was no use. His gills had gone away years ago. "Hey! A submarine!" shouted Turtle. At least he could breathe. "Smash the window!" he shouted. The window cracked easily. The submarine was starting to sink. "Look! Helmets!" Snake gargled, drowning. Frogbird and Snake became relieved.
Part Two: Rise of the Ocean
Splash! Frogbird fell from an eighty-foot drop and almost died from the impact. He tried is best to swim to the surface, but it was no use. His gills had gone away years ago. "Hey! A submarine!" shouted Turtle. At least he could breathe. "Smash the window!" he shouted. The window cracked easily. The submarine was starting to sink. "Look! Helmets!" Snake gargled, drowning. Frogbird and Snake became relieved.