Snake
Yoyoyoyoyo! Dis is Snake! Snake da snake! Dis is How my life started! "SNAKE! USE CORRECT GRAMMAR!" No! Dis is MY story, Frogbird! Okayy... so I'm in an egg, and somebody killed my mom, so I have a stepmother, and Frogbird killed her, and my evil stepbrother, and then you can read everything else in the actual story. So dat's my story, and whatevur bye. (Frogbird Moment) Sorry about his incowect use of gwamma. Wait... am I spaekin wong? SNAAKE! WHAT HAVE U DON!?!